When you have children the house without them in it is a really odd feeling. I know that some people never get the chance at this and I do know how lucky I am that I do,I promise.
When the planets align though and you end up home alone for a few hours or even a whole day or even a few days as I am this week there are a few stages this weird phenomenon goes through.
Stage One : Giddy
There’s no one in this house!! What shall I do first? Catch up on crap TV, read a book, eat all the sweets?
I know, a bath! In the daytime, with no one needing the loo midway through. This is going to be awesome. I’m having it super hot too as I know small girl won’t be hopping in. I’m going to use my best Lush stuff, take a book in even a cup of tea. In fact balls to tea, I’m taking a glass of wine – so excited!
Stage Two : Embracing Peace And Quiet
Out of the bath, cosy, tranquil. So very relaxed. I’m just going to lay here on the sofa with a trashy mag.
Ahhhh this is the life… Just close my eyes and listen to the silence…
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
What day is it?
What time is it?
Where the hell are the kids?
How long have I been asleep?
OK, look at the time to discover what what you thought was a Sleeping Beauty type 100 year sleep was actually just a ten minute power nap.
Stage Three : Rebellion
OK, what to have for dinner?
Remember that you don’t have to be a role model. No one can see you, no one will ever know!
Twirl and a bag of hula hoops it is.
Stage Four : Wondering how the kids are.
Aaaww hope they’re OK.
Might just give them a quick ring.. no that’d be a bit needy. Maybe a text would be OK. Send a ‘hope you’re having fun’ text, breezy and casual.
Wonder when they’ll answer….
leading to…
Stage Five : Twitchiness
No one’s still responding to my text, hope everyone is OK.
Done relaxing now, I’ll have a tidy up. Hmm that didn’t take long with no children. I’ll tidy the kitchen drawers, been meaning to do that for ages. I’ll do some baking for when the kids get back..
What next? and why has no one yet answered my text? maybe I should ring.
Stage Six : The Return
Yay! The kids are back!!
So great to see them. Let’s play some board games, watch a movie??
Aaww I love all my family all home together….
Stage Seven : Yearning
Bicker bicker bicker
Argue argue argue
“mum she’s breathing in my ear”
“mum he just sat on my foot on purpose ”
” It’s MY turn”
“mum tell him”
“what’s for tea? ”
” you always take her side”
Oh…what I wouldn’t do for 5 mins peace and quiet….
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Very accurate!
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Ha ha ha. I haven’t experienced this yet but my husband did the other morning when baby and I were out. He had an hour before work to himself and he actually had breakfast! #chucklemums
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Ha ha the pleasures you take for granted pre parenthood!!
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I never know what to do with myself during those child-free moments but they’re always appreciated! #chucklemums
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Always feels a bit odd doesn’t it?
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My husband took the kids out for the day so I could do some work.
I took a really long bath and did no work at all.
Luxury! Thanks for linking to #chucklemums 😀
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Yay for you!!! A peaceful bath, the height of indulgence!
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ha ha I do miss her and then I want some time alone. #BlogCrush
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Spot on!
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Hehe oh yes! Spot on! This made me giggle so much (especially eating a twirl and hoola hoops for tea!) #blogcrush
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This is great! And according to my mom friends and their FB posts when they are home alone, so true! #BlogCrush
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Ha ha ha this is so accurate! A brilliant post xx #blogcrush
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So funny. I try to squeeze it all into about twenty minutes a month of solitude. #blogcrush
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Ha Ha aaaww speed solitude!
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I love being home alone.
For five mins, then I get lonely hahahah #blogcrush
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Yes this is me!! The novelty wears off pretty quickly!!
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Soooo true! We love them, we are fed up with them, we miss them….crazy! #blogcrush
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I might just have that for tea too once they’re down! Thanks for the inspiration! This is so true #BlogCrush
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Do it!!!!
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This is so funny, something which all parents can relate to I’m sure! #blogcrush
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Haha! This is exactly how I am, unless I have a plan for something specific to do…I feel so disorientated! Shows how institutionalised I am by parenting. Am I always worry I haven’t made the most of my time off. This weekend I actually had the opportunity to have an afternoon to myself but in the end I chose to keep my 8 year old with me so we could do something together on our own as that’s a rare thing too. Saved me the stress of worrying what am I going to do with myself if I’d been left to my own devices. Probably end up tidying! Bit sad I know! #blogcrush
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Yes that’s it! Totally institutionalised!! Then even if I do something productive and go away visiting friends etc tiny bit of mum guilt creeps in that I’m having fun without them! Can’t win!!
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Hahaha I love this..I totally get the giddy feeling when I’m home alone, it doesn’t happen very often. A daytime bath with no little invaders would be amazing. Number 7 made me laugh!xx #BlogCrush
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Ha, this did make me chuckle as it is something that I can relate to #familyfun@_karendennis
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Haha- I love the term ‘giddy’ at first- yes! So true. #familyfunlinky
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these seems pretty accurate though I’d like to be able to give it a bit more testing #familyfun
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Aawww I know, I am very fortunate!!!
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Haha! The odd occasion I get kid free time I don’t know what to do first! The nearest I get at the moment is when the little one is napping x
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Aawww yes it’s so tough!!! I am clutching onto the plus points of parenting teens so as I stop whining about them growing up!!!xx
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My daughter just started preschool for two and half days a week and the intention is to get loads of work done, but the empty house just makes sitting on the couch eating all sorts of bad stuff far too tempting 😂
Thank you for joining #FamilyFunLinky
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LOVE this & I know every stage only too well…. especially stage 3!! 😂😂
Great post!
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Love it. I felt like this when my youngest recently started school full time. How we long for an entire weekend child free…
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I very rarely have a house without children, I have 4 sons and work from home as a registered child minder, wouldn’t have it any other way #triamphanttales@_karendennis
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So very true… maybe my choice of activities when they are both gone are different, but I recognise all the stages … including the last one; especially the last one!!! Hee hee #TriumphantTales
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Yeah the last one comes around so quickly!!!
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Can never just quickly skim your posts as they are always so good and in very different ways too. Yes empathise with every word of this one. Always amazes me how quickly I want them back when too often I purport to hate the whole parenting gig. Love them really clearly #DramTeam
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Yes you crave peace then you’re all….oooo it’s too quiet!!Thank you that’s a lovely thing to say !!
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We had this for a brief few hours on a Saturday evening. It was so strange and empty, and a sign of what we would soon be facing. Very strange feeling indeed! #Dreamteam
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Just feels odd doesn’t it ??
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HA! This is brilliant. YES! And the twirl and hula hoops too. It’s an exciting time when the stars come together and there is indeed child free time. When it occasional happens for us, I’m in bed by 9pm! Thanks for joining us for the #dreamteam x
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It’s a catch 22 situation isn’t it! Hope you enjoyed your time ‘off’! #DreamTeam
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Really is!!!
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